How shall I put this in a straight (but not so “straight”) way while remaining politically correct?
(as if I cared to be politically correct).
OK, the way I see it, as Jerry Seinfeld would probably say:
“not that there’s anything wrong with it”... but being gay is just not my thing.
(even though I do have a feminine side - don’t we all? - that I do not try to refrain).
But I’d nevertheless like it to be known for the record that, even though I value a woman's body
as the most beautiful work of art Mother Nature ever created (therefore my attraction to nudity in art),
I have nevertheless always valued the fact that a man could feel attracted to me
and it has always made me feel very flattered and honoured for the attention.
Just to let you know.
And you know what I would personally find not politically correct?
It would be to pretend that homosexual love only happens between men...
