This tour will bring us to to the Greek and Roman sculptures department (so we get to see the Venus de Milo and the Winged Victory), to the Italian paintings of the 16th century (so we get to see Mona if we want) and to some of the French paintings of the 19th century (so we get to see the "Coronation of Napoleon" by David). For the 17th or 18th centuries, you have to follow the "SLOFK tour" or the "Vice at Versailles tour" (or, even better, both).
This tour takes a couple of hours (more if we add on the regular tour of the Louvre). The pictures on this page speak for themselves...
I don’t know for sure if the quote here-below is accurate (I found it on the web)
but I can so imagine Angelina Jolie having existential questions…
and I can so picture myself (in my dreams) giving her some of the answers…
IMPORTANT:
if you select this tour, please let me know (when you contact me) the number of Hostas you want me to apply.
I guess you could say that I will focus on the classics...
On this tour, you will learn how men can easily be puzzled by (their own) anatomy:
...with a twist!